Cliff Swallows, Season 2

For the last year, I've been observing a suspicious hive-ish thing mounted in the corner of the entry to one of my client's homes. I never noticed any inhabitants, but I imagined them to be giant hornets that would someday stage a sneak-attack on me as I enter this family home. A few weeks ago, I noticed bird droppings beneath it, so I hoped the birds had made a meal of the deadly insects. But, then, I noticed more bird droppings on the opposite side of the entry way. With great fear and a horror film soundtrack playing in my head, I looked up and saw... Image

GASP! A mama bird peeking her head out of a new deadly-insect nest!

I had to reconsider. Could this be a bird nest?

I called my client to whose dwelling this mysterious deadly-insect-bird-habitat was attached. "Oh, yes, I know about it..." she said. Turns out it's a legit bird nest suddenly built next door to the one that's been vacant for a year, and there are baby birds (awwwwww), and she promised that she had no intention to remove or destroy the nests in the near future. Whew!

Over the past couple of weeks, I've been saying hello to the mama, who is always peeking out to say hello to me, quite socially. Sometimes she flies out and then back. And sometimes she just stays put and blinks at me.

I wondered what type of birds they could be. I'd never seen these kind of mud-nests before, so I did a bit of research. I now declare them Cliff Swallows, in my non-expert, expert opinion.

The Cliff Swallow does live in the desert (I got my information from DesertUSA.com). It builds these nests against buildings and bridges, now, but, originally, they built them on the undersides of cliffs and outcroppings in the foothills of the mountains in the western U.S. As man has built, they have built upon our buildings. Good for them.

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A male and female will become a pair, if only for a short while, and build these spectacular nests out of about a thousand mud daubs. Sometimes, in true HGTV-fashion, they will rebuild and refurbish a nest from a previous year, which is what I suspect our little Cliff Swallows have done, with a new house next door. These birds live a life akin to a soap opera, often falling out of their nests while copulating before the dwelling is complete. The passion doesn't last long, as the male is soon off to discover other "opportunities." In the meantime, the female switches eggs with the more desirable eggs in another nest and might have the same done to her. The happy couple will raise their small flock of two to five fledglings, almost always from different parentage. Scandalous! Did you set your DVR?

According to DesertUSA, the little ones should soon be embarking on their own (I saw the mama giving flying lessons today), and the nests abandoned. It seems that once the fledglings can fly, they become independent and move out for good. If only humans could attain such lofty goals.

I'll miss them when they go, but I'll look forward to Cliff Swallows, Season 3, next year. Perhaps there will be another apartment or two constructed. We'll have Melrose Place all over again.

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how many clients do you have?

When someone hears that I own a pet sitting business, the second question they ask is "how many clients do you have?" What's the first question? It's: "You mean you do that as a real business and you make a living from it?" Well, that's actually two questions.

I never know what to say when people ask how many clients I have. Do you mean over the lifetime of my business? Do you mean active right now? Or just this week? Or today?

Clients come and go depending on circumstance. In the past few years, the most crucial factor has been the economic state. Clients have moved away to live with their parents in another area of the country or they take one vacation per year rather than four, so we don't see them as much. Or maybe a former stay-at-home mom has had to take work outside the home so I gain a client that needs potty breaks for the family dog.

The ebb and flow is also seasonal. With reasonable predictability, we are busiest in the summer and during the holiday season. If you go by the calendar, January and February are our slowest months. Travelers have returned home after the holidays, and kids are back in school. Come March, things start to pick up as spring springs and Arizonians start to enjoy a few weeks of "not too cold and not to hot"–perfect–weather. As we ease into summer and everyone evacuates our virtual hell, things really get cookin' for Well Minded. While you're all enjoying your lake breaks and coastal getaways, I'm hanging with your pets. And I love that. September and October are a bit sleepy, and then we pick up again through the end of the year for holiday travel. Basically, we're here when you're not.

So today I saw three animals. That's today, and who knows what tomorrow will bring?

I have over a hundred currently active clients, which means they have booked service with us in the last year. Some clients I see five times a week, some once a month, and some twice a year. Or something like that. I appreciate the business, but, more importantly, I love all of the animals. I have never (hardly ever...that's another story) met an animal I didn't love.

So how many clients do I have? Today I saw three. And those are the ones that especially matter.